1.04.2010

10 Lies of a Dental Hygienist

1. I’m not the brutal one
2. Relax. You won’t even know I’m here
3. Some patients fall asleep in my chair
4. This new flavor of fluoride tastes much better
5. I’ll have you out of here in no time
6. I’m not obsessive compulsive!
7. Flossing gets easier with practice
8. If it hurts, hold up your left hand and I’ll stop
9. That wasn’t so bad was it?
10. I haven’t lost a patient yet
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♥ Callah